Soft shirts
The baseline format. Easy, wearable, not trying to become a sensory crime scene.
Merch
Dopamine Depot
Low-stim goods for brains with too many tabs open.
This is the merch corner of Divergify: glossary jokes, chaos-friendly designs, and useful little artifacts for people who do not need their nervous system yelled at by a shirt.
Status: Designs are staged as mockups while checkout links are being verified. No more 404 treasure hunts. Civilization has suffered enough.
When checkout is live, fulfillment will run through Printful. Every purchase helps fund the Divergify build.
Current mockup
Checkout is paused until each product link is confirmed live. Better a staged shop than a little digital trapdoor into 404 country.
Coming next
More than shirts, once the links behave.
The current mockups are mostly T-shirts. That is not the final shape of Dopamine Depot. The better store structure is design-first: one idea, multiple useful formats when the production links are ready.
Hoodies
For people who use fabric as a nervous-system negotiation tool. Which is a lot of us.
Stickers
Low-commitment dopamine for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other portable coping objects.
Mugs & desk goods
Because apparently caffeine vessels are now emotional infrastructure. Fine. Correct, but still absurd.
Why this exists
Merch that means something.
Divergify is an independent project built by a neurodivergent founder. No VC. No brand deals. No ads. Dopamine Depot is one way the build stays funded.
Designs should feel recognizable without being humiliatingly specific. No identity callouts as store sections. No glittery diagnostic billboards. Just smart, useful, slightly feral merch.
Questions? Reach out.